Vampire Lunch Lady Tits

by THEEMOTRON

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That first verse is amazing.
I find myself going back to this constantly.

This whole album is full of great songs.
This is one of the most insanely quotable albums I've ever owned. Favorite track: Porch Unplugged.
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about

VLLT songs written and sequenced in 2008 on a tour to Alaska and back. Recorded in early 2009 and released whilst on a 2010 US tour.
The Title "Vampire Lunch Lady Tits" originated at DIY Cleveland OH Venue, Tower 2012, When the Emotron blurted out Vampire Lunch Lady.
Later the word Tits was added. Often on Tour the Emotron would introduce Himself at "Vampire Lunch Lady Tits" instead of The Emotron on the 2008 tour.

200$ of Chicken Tenders were Consumed during the 6 Days of Recording between the 2 of Us.

"Praying Mantis Tea" skit derived from a childhood experience

credits

released March 7, 2011

Kyle Knight: Musician, Vocalist, Writer
Charles Clifton: Recording Engineer
Black Axe: Album Artwork
Ryan Mills: Mastering
Slanty Shanty Records: Record Label

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THEEMOTRON Earth, Texas

Hey y'all, I've been sequencing and contributing to art since 2004. You may have seen me light my dick on fire, vomit on youtube, or make loud dolphin noises in a tumor suit. I'm here to offer an eclectic form of music, comedy, performance art, and most of the time it's not for everybody.

One things for certain, it will never be the same & shit.
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Track Name: MPN
FDB Named us MPN
We went on Tour and we Rocked Again
We played couple of shows for some sold out crowds
We played our guitars and we played them loud
We traveled in a 87 Georgie Boy
We loved the son of god and we spread his joy
My head got big from all of the fame
So I quit the band and I changed the name
The name that we picked was The Emotron
We played 1989 at the 90's prom
We pissed on a prostitute oh what a woman
She had the disease that we died from
Track Name: Porch Unplugged
I Spit Before I Kiss You
I Pray Before I Fuck You
I Say to God that I’m Not Ready To Be a Dad
I’m Pro-Coice Like Eddie Vedder
Has Made My Life Choices Better
It only Cost’s 300 Dollars Not To Be a Dad

We Never Would of Known that Fella Jeremy Without Pro-Choice
We Never Would of Had a Hunger Strike Without His Voice
So Abort Your Kids Like Eddie Did This is My Advice
Pearly Jam Unplugged 92’ Changed My So Called Life
My So Called Life

Battery Acid on Your Face, But I Would Still Like to Taste
There’s Vodka in the Poison Drank, Drank by Heavens Gate
And I Pray to God For them To Stop Bombing the Business Place
The Abortion Clinic’s That I Take The Girls I like To Date

I Would Of Never Been a Better Man Without Pro-Choice
We Never Would of Had an Even Flow Without His Voice
So Abort Your Kids Like Eddie Did This is My Advice
Pearly Jam Unplugged 92’ Changed My So Called Life
My So Called Life
Track Name: Burn the Bills
They Call Me 7 Days a Week 6 Times a Day
They Only Want One Thing, They Want for Me to Pay
I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got What You Want
So I Will, I Will, Ignore Your Calls

Your Wasting all Your Paper, Your Wasting all The Tree's
Your Wasting all the Stamps on the Bill's Your Sending Me
I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got what You Need
So I Will Burn the Bill's You Are Sending Me

Your Not Gonna Get To Me
Your Not Gonna Make Me Sweat
I’m Not Gonna Stay Awake and Worry About My Debt

Your Not Gonna Get To Me
Your Not Gonna Make Me Sweat
I’m Not Gonna Stay Awake and Worry About My Debt

They Repossessed My Van Today
They Took that Beast Away
They Said I Should Pay My Bills
But I Refuse to Pay

By the Look of My Credit Scores, I Won’t have a House Soon
One More Reason to Stay on Tour and Live in Matt’s Room

I’m Sorry Mom and Dad I’m Not the Son that You Wanted Me To Be
Your Son Works His Fingers to the Bone and Ain't Living For Free
At Least he Doesn't Set His Dick On Fire To Support His Life
He's At Home With His Kids and Wife, Your Son Has a Couple Little Kids

I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got What You Want
So I Will, I Will, Ignore Your Calls
I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got what You Need
So I Will Burn the Bill's You Are Sending Me
Track Name: Don't Tell Me i'm Wrong
I've Been Cheatin’, Ive Been Drinking, I've Been Smoking the Weed
I’ve Been a Lyin’, I’m a Dying, But I’m Learning to Read
Yeah Don’t Tell Me Im Wrong, When I Fuck You Without a Condom On

I’m a Sinnin, I’m a Grinnin, Smoking 3 Packs a Day
I’ve been Denying Your Calls I Don’t Know What To Say
So Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong When I Go On Tour With The Emotron

And I’m 13 Shots Away From Having a Better Day
When I Ain’t Got No Money To Spend
On a Girl that Calls Me Her Boyfriend

I’ve Been Shittin on the Camera on the Internet
I’ve Been Selling Myself to the Gay Men that I Met
Yeah Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong For Being a Whore When all the Money’s Gone

I’ve Been Eating From the Garbage, I’ve Been Living For Free
I’ve Been Fuckin Your Girlfriend While She’s Fuckin Asleep
So Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong For Covering a Soul Asylum Song

And I’m 13 Shots Away From Having a Better Day
When I Ain’t Got No Money To Spend
On a Girl that Calls Me Her Boyfriend

Well I Lied When I Said I Wouldn’t Cum In Your Mouth
Yeah that’s the Way We Do it in the Dirty South
So Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong When I Fuck You Without a Condom On
Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong When I Fuck You Without a Condom On
Track Name: Drink a Beer For Me
I’m Working Hard this Weekend Drink a Beer For Me
At a Popular Theme Park With My Family
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink a Beer or 2 For Me
Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me

I’m Hanging Out With Ian Drink a Beer For Me
I’m on Heavy Medication From My Surgery
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink Another Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me

When I’m Singing Fire Storm
When I’m Birthing the Unborn
When I’m Praying by the Bedside Of My Grandpa in a Coma
Drink a Beer for Me I’ve Got to Go to Sleep
Drink a Beer for Me I’ve Got to Get up in the Morning

I Can’t Make it To Your Party Drink a Beer for Me
My Girlfriend Says I Can’t so Drink a Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink Another Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me

I’ve Got the Kids this Weekend Drink a Beer For Me
I’m Washing Feet with Jesus on New Years Eve
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink Another Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me


Can’t make it Out Tonight
Don’t Tell Me That I’m Wrong
I’m Trying to Make Some Cash So You Can Hear This Song
When I’m Singing Fire Storm
When I’m Birthing the Unborn
Drink a Beer for Me I’ve Got to Go To Sleep

Drink a Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me
Drink Another Beer For Me
Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me
Track Name: Karaoke Night
I Came to the Bar to Sing Karaoke Tonight
But the Cancelled Karaoke Night
Can You Sing Some Johnny Cash For Me Tonight
I’d Never Heard Of Johnny Cash Until He Died

Oh Johnny I Was a Big Fan of You
Until I Found out Your Dad was T-1000
I Could Never Be a Johnny Fan When Johnny’s Dad is
Trying to Kill the Main Star of Kindergarten Cop

Now How am I Going to Impress the Ladies
When I Can’t Sing My Favorite Songs From the 80’s
and Where are All of the Jocks that Beat Me Up in High School
Gonna to Go to Get Drunk and Sing Songs By Lynyrd Skynyrd

Not on Wednesday Night at 8
I Guess Your Ass is Gonna Have to Wait
You Sit on Your Couch and Weep and Watch Reruns of Quantum Leap
I Remember the Episode When
Sam is Put into a Space Program
He Leaps into a Chimpanzee and then He Saves a Dying Man

I Came to the Bar to Sing Karaoke Tonight
But the Cancelled Karaoke Night (Can You Believe it)
Now Where are all of the White College Girls Gonna Go to Sing
Sir Mix-a-Lot Baby Baby Baby Got Back


Karaoke Night is Dead
Family Trivia Moved In
Another KJ’s Out of a Job
And I Have Been Forgotten

Karaoke Night is Dead (Karaoke Night Karaoke Night)
Karaoke Night is Dead (Karaoke Night Karaoke Night)
Karaoke Night is Dead (Karaoke Night Karaoke Night)
Karaoke Night is Dead (Karaoke Night Karaoke Night)
Track Name: Bomb Shelter
Let's Go to
Let's Get to the Bomb Shelter
Let's Get There Really Really Fast

Let's Go to
Let's Get to the Bomb Shelter
If You Don't Go Right Now You Will Have to Wear this Mask

Bomb Shelter
Bomb Shelter
Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter

Bomb Shelter
Bomb Shelter
Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter
Track Name: Busted
I Was Seeing My Ex Dude
I Was Seeing Another Girl Too
So She Gained Suspicion Like Another Girl
My Girlfriend Ex Checked My Cell Phone Texts and I Got
Busted Oh Yeah
And I got Busted Oh Yeah
You're Gonna Get Busted Oh Yeah Oh


So Like My Main Squeeze
With Us for a Week Yeah
She Checked My Messages on My PC
Took a Greyhound Crying and Won’t Talk to Me
I Keep Falling Off
I Keep Fucking Up
Busted Oh Yeah
And I got Busted Oh Yeah
You're Gonna Get Busted Oh Yeah

Hey Don’t Caught and Keep it Strong
And Don’t Tell Me that I’m Wrong
Delete Your Messages
Erase Your Text’s
So You Don’t Get Busted By Your Ex

Don’t Get Busted
Don’t Get Busted
Don’t Get Busted Yeah
Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted
Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted
Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted
Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Yeah

So I Met a Guy Yeah
In a Rock n’ Roll Band Yeah
He Ate My Pussy After The Show
I Fucked Him in the Car Even Though

I’ve Got a Boyfriend Who
Treats Me Better Than
Any Boy Who Has Ever Treated Me In My Goddamn Life
I tell Him I Love Him
I tell Him I Love Him
Oh I tell Him that I Love Him
After Every long Distance Call that I Make To Him
I Told You That You're Gonna Get
Busted Oh Yeah
And I got Busted Oh Yeah
You're Gonna Get Busted Oh Yeah

I Was On Tour to Alaska Dude
My Baby said I Have to Ask You Dude
I Heard Some Rumors that You're Getting Red Lines
You’ve Been Fucking Girls in Cars When You're Supposed to Be Mine

Can We Slow it Down i’m a Smoker

Busted Oh Yeah
Busted Oh Yeah
Busted Oh Yeah

Hey Don’t Caught and Keep it Strong
And Don’t Tell Me that I’m Wrong
Delete Your Messages
Erase Your Text’s
So You Don’t Get Busted By Your Ex

Don’t Get Busted
Don’t Get Busted
Don’t Get Busted Yeah
Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted
Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted
Like I Did
Track Name: Life Without Horses
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

I Used to Be a Decent Guy
And Then You Came Into My Life
Long Term Committed Relationships
Now I’m Committed to Not Giving a Shit
I Know I Know That You Won't Leave Me Alone
I Know I Know You Can’t Function On Your Own
I Know That You’ve Been Lying
While I’m Living Like I am Dying
I Know I Know I Know I Know

Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So
Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So
Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So
Life Without Horses I Do Not

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

I Used to Be a Decent Guy
And Then You Came Into My Life
I Had a Job I Paid My Bills
And Now I’m Making Money Taking Pills
I Know I Know I Can’t Do This on My Own
I Know I Know We’ll Play Another Show
I Know I Know You're C.C.
You Know You Know I’m E.V.
I Know You Know I Know You Know

Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So
Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So
Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So
Life Without Horses I Do Not

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Life Without Horses
Track Name: Lovesong
This Is a Lovesong for Cigarettes Because I Need Them
Addictions are Better than Mouths to Feed
So I’ll Be the One to Feed them
And the Man Standing in your Living Room
Warned Me Not To Say This
But My Head’s Been Fucked Up
Way too Long to Find it
Within Myself to be Embarrassed

And I Must Admit I Blushed a Bit
At Something So Fucking Hopeless
Though it May of Been the Saddest Thing
That He Had Ever Witnessed

So I’ll Be Sweet to Him
Until He Rots Away
I Will Be Lenient
So Long as it Suits Me
But if He Falls Asleep
He’ll Never Wake Again

I’ve Got this Plastic Bag and I Was Told that It Has the Power to Hush Anything
Especially Men Trapped In Your Living Room

Andy Said
Yesterday Was the Happiest Day He’ll Ever Want to Forget
This Morning Just Got Worse and Worse
And Tomorrow’s Not Even Here Yet
So We Talked On Love and Substances
That Convert the Heart to An Addict
And it Hit Home Quite Perfectly
When He Bummed My Last Cigarette For Me

So I Will Hide From Him
Until He Comes This Way
And I will Kiss His Mouth
with a Ceramic Ashtray
And if that Puts Him Out
He’ll Never Wake Again

It’s About Time that This Young Fella Learned that Love and Addiction Can Conquer Anything
Especially Men Who Discover Me in Their Living Room
Track Name: Hellboner
Instrumental
Track Name: Lets Start a Band
Let’s Start a Band and Call it Queezer
We’ll Do Queen Songs in the Style of Weezer
The College Kids Will Dig that Shit and Maybe We Can Finally Make Some Money
Let’s Start a Band to Pay Our Bills

Let’s Start a Band and Call it Ronnie James Devo
We’ll Do Dio Songs in the Style of Devo
The Metal Kids Will Love it
The Devo Fans Will to
Let’s Start a Band Let’s Start a Band

Let’s Start a Band and Get 80 Dollar Haircuts
Let’s Start a Band and do a Shit Ton of Cocaine
Let’s Start a Band and Hope we Meet Oprah Winfrey
Let’s Start a Band Let’s Start a Band

Let’s Get Sex Changes and Start a Band
the Name I Had in Mind was the Ex-Men
No Like the Comic Book Like E-X-M-E-N
The Art-Fag Kids will Fucking Love Us

Let’s Start a Band and I’ll Do Donkey Vocals
If You Learn to Play the Drums Modern Rock
We’ll Sell out Arenas Town to Town
Metallica You're going Down
Because Matt and I Have Started a Band
Track Name: Today's My Birthday Play 1989
Today’s My Birthday Play 1989
Hungover Tomorrow I Won’t Remember this Time
I’m Gonna Get Fucked Up and Be that Little Infant
That Came Out of My Momma’s Crimson Bleeding Cunt
I’m 21 I’m Getting Drunk

The Counting Crows Played this Day When I Was Young
The Emotron Plays This day i’m 21
There’s Marijuana in the Cake that Jerry Pickler Baked
He Loves the Dubyah So Do I So Do I
I’m 21 I’m Getting High

Happy Birthday You Son of a Gun
Happy Birthday You're Finally 21
Happy Birthday You Mother Fucker
Let’s Get Some Alcohol and Get You Drunker

Today’s My Birthday Play Indie Dance Bullshit
I’m 21 and All My Friends Are into It
So Nod Your Head and Shake Your Leg it’s and Easy Dance to Do
You're Looking Good With Your Betty Page Tattoo
I’m 21 Tonight I’m 21 Tonight
I’m 21 and I Can Move


Today’s My Birthday Everyone Can Fuck Off
Unless You Got Me Some Morrissey Vinyl
Or a Poster Signed that Says
Happy Birthday Love The
Happy Birthday Love The
Happy Birthday Love The Smiths
Track Name: Spencer Sutton
I Know What Your Girlfriend’s Pussy Smells Like
Because I Do Your Laundry
And I’m Gonna Stay Up All Night
Because You're Fucking a Girl in the Bunk Above Me

And Now i’m Sitting in a Fuckin Pit of Sand
With Two 40’s Taped to My Fucking Hands
Just Like
Just Like
Spencer Sutton
Spencer Sutton
Oh Edward 40 Hands Has Come to Crazy Camping

My Family Disappeared 3 Days Ago
I Don’t Know Where they Went
I was at my House Today Alone
Their All Gone and Nobody Loves Me

I’ve Got Nothing Left
I Tried to Get a Job
They Fuckin Fired Me Because

I Fuckin Didn't Last
I Didn’t Fit their Plans For the Future
I Fuckin Didn't Last
I Didn’t Fit their Plans For the Future

Spencer Sutton You Are
A Canadian with a Shitty Car
Spencer Sutton I Think about You
When I Take a Drink
From the 40’s Taped to My Hands
Spencer Sutton
Track Name: QY700, Sequencer, Synth Pop, Synth Punk, Alternative - Red Line
You Should of Been a Red Line
You Could of Been a Red Line
But You Were a Ghost Line
You Should of Been a Red Line

You Should of Been a Red Line
You Should of Been a Red Line
You Should of Been a Red Line
Red Line

Do You Want to Be a Red Line
Do You Want to Be a Red Line
You Don’t Want to Be a Ghost Line
When You Could Be a Red Line

You Should of Been a Red Line
You Should of Been a Red Line
Don’t Want to be a Ghost Line
Red Line Red Line

You Could of Been a Red Line
You Could of Been a Red Line
You Could of Been a Red Line
Red Line
Track Name: The Coin Collector
Give Me Back My Furniture
Give Me Back My Litrature
Give Me Back a Picture of How a Normal relationship Works
Give Me Back My Tattoo Artist
So He Can Finish Drawing On Me
Give Me Back My Alcohol That I Bought
Because I Need it to Drink it All

Give it Back Give it Back
Give it Back Give it Back
Give it Back Give it Back

It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad
Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck
If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up

Give Me Back My Friends and Stop Fucking Them
And Stop Fucking All the Guys That You Meet at Work
So You Can Stop Saying
Oh My Pussy Hurts
And Give Me Back My Pearl Jam T-Shirt
The One that Says
9 Out of 10 Kids Prefer Crayons to Guns
And Give Me Back ...And Justice For All
So I Can Listen to One

Give it Back Give it Back
Give it Back Give it Back
Give it Back Give it Back
Give it Back Give it Back

And Tell Your Little Sister to Stop Being a Slut
And to Shut the Fuck Up
She’s Telling Everyone I Tried to Kill You
Maybe I Should to Make that Rumor True
And Don’t Come to the Show When the Emotron Plays
Because I Don’t Want to See Your Fucking Face
Give Me Back Give Me Back My Heart
But Don’t Give Me Back a Heart Attack

It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad
Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck
If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up

Give Me Back My Robin Hood Soundtrack
Give Me Back My Crow Soundtrack
Give Me Back My Batman Soundtrack
That Seal Song is My Favorite Track

Give Me Back My Coin Collection
Your Misbehavior Needs Correction
I've Got the Cure to your Yeast Infection
But You Cant Read to Use the Directions

It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad
Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck
If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up