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Beard Grower
00:39
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1989
02:18
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When Cancer Met Sally
01:16
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My sister has BO
Not talking about body odor
I'm talking about her new Boyfriend
Thats how he spells his name
Bo knows a lot of songs
even ones that are to sing
Bo knows right from wrong
It's hard to know everything
My sister hired a girl
this girl is now an employee
My sister got to know her
Boyfriend is in a band
She has a friend who loves
Emotron Emotron
If you wanna fight
My uncle likes to fight
He's a macho macho man
We don't want to fight
We want to do what's right
Lets Punch Out instead
Just imagine a butterfly, butterfly
So beautiful, look at its wings
so bright
Sleeping at a truck stop
Singing in a punkrock band
Program a drum beat that will make you wanna dance
My Dad taught me a song and it goes like this
Found a birdy in the snow
He had a broken wing you know
I coached him with a piece of bread
Then I stomped its little head
My Dad burned a deer head
My Dad burned burned a fart through his underwear
His Dad is the face on a sticker
His Dad is asleep in a chair
My sister hired a girl
this girl is now an employee
My sister got to know her
Boyfriend is in a band
If you wanna fight
My uncle likes to fight
He's a macho macho man
We don't want to fight
We want to do what's right
Lets Punch Out instead
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I knew a little girlie from Salt Lake City
She had two quart legs and two rubber titties
She loved electricity but she burned off gas
She had a V8 pussy and Cadillac ass
She had a V8 pussy and Cadillac ass
Double Rant
Heavy Metal vs. Emotron fan who will win
Heavy Metal heabang Emotron its the end
Who ever knew that solo's could get out of hand
I guess it can when you're a Heavy Metal fan
Now everyone will die like Dimebag Daryl did
and Slash and Axl Rose will babysit our kids
Oh Yeah Oh Yeah it feels so good
Come on Come on it feels so good
Oh Yeah Oh Yeah it feels so good
Come on Come on it feels so good
Emotron knows about your heavy metal hair
Emotron knows about your cum stained underwear
Heavy Metal what would Ozzy thing of Emotron
Would he get a boner or want to get it on
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The Hose
01:17
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Hey did you hear about the party?
yeah Connor's birthday party right?
Yeah, did you buy him a present?
Yeah I got him a snake bite kit.
A SNAKE BITE KIT!
Happy Birthday Connor
We love you very very very very much
Everybody love Connor
The hose below my waist
Would like to meet your face
The Hose above my knees
is begging pretty please
Don't worry about me having an STD
Because my grandmother gives me condoms for free
The hole behind my hose
is stinking through my clothes
The hole below my waist
is leaking human waste
I see the human waste and it is hunter green
I would rather wet the bed than have a bad dream
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80's Nightmare
02:57
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We went skinny dipping
When we weren't that skinny
We hung out with Kevin
We hung out with Winnie
Say Hello to the cast of the Wonder Years
and get an autograph from Tears for Fears
Everybody Wants to Rule the World
Saw your EX at 80's Night
Did you Talk or Did you Fight
or Did you synchronize dance
to Men at Work
Your ex is such a fucking jerk
We can dance if we wanna
We can dance we can dance
We can dance if we wanna
We can dance we can dance
D A N C E
Why can't we fuck if we wanna
Why can't we fuck without a rubber
I hope you faint
When you're dancing to the Faint
I hope you get Cancer
When you listen to the Cure
I hope the Postal Service Loses your Mail
I Hope Brett Michaels Poisons your Well
I Hope you burn in Hell
I Hope you burn in Hell
I hope Metallica
Sue You for everything you've got
I hope Tom Petty smokes all your Pot
I hope the Killers
Kill your Fucking Cat
I hope you're Too Sexy for your Hat
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Bangin the Hottest Substatute teacher in the 11th grade
Please don't tell mom she would be mad at me
Getting blow jobs in the classroom missing wrestling practice
Don't forget to wipe your mouth after I ejacted
We had a great time in the year of 94
Are you married now you were before
My Cousin's the only person who knows my secret life
Please Cousin don't tell anyone, because that's my advice
Now that youre 44 do you ever think about
The 15 year old dick you put inside your mouth
This song goes out to all the dudes who fucked the substitute
This song goes out to Mr. Wright, Mtrs. McKnight where are you?
I caught Robert Smith writing on the boys bathroom wall
and it said "Boys Don't Cry"
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X-Ray Glasses
00:44
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Bangin the Hottest Substatute teacher in the 11th grade
Please don't tell mom she would be mad at me
Getting blow jobs in the classroom missing wrestling practice
Don't forget to wipe your mouth after I ejacted
We had a great time in the year of 94
Are you married now you were before
My Cousin's the only person who knows my secret life
Please Cousin don't tell anyone, because that's my advice
Now that youre 44 do you ever think about
The 15 year old dick you put inside your mouth
This song goes out to all the dudes who fucked the substitute
This song goes out to Mr. Wright, Mtrs. McKnight where are you?
I caught Robert Smith writing on the boys bathroom wall
and it said "Boys Don't Cry"
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Bigger than J.C.
03:01
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Take me down to the Paradise city
Where the grass is green and Cindy Crawford's pretty
Oh won't you please take me home?
I'm not scared of Porn Stars
I'm not scared of Supermodels
Because everyone wants to be like them
Don't want to be a DR. or a fucking Lawyer
Just want to rock the Microphone tonight
Go to school for 5 years and die tomorrow
at least you died with a college education
I'm 25 and still living with my parent
I'll die happy and be buried next to you
She was a quiet and likable woman
Who worked at a chicken farm
and everyone wanted to get her pregnant
Britney Spears is pregnant
Oh Britney you may be able to have unprotected sex with Kevin twice
Have two kids, have that c section so you don't give the kids herpes
But there's something you need to know
You'll never, You'll never
You'll fucking never make an 8 min long video like Guns n Roses did
You'll never smoke a cigarette in front of a church
playing a guitar solo ever
Have a kid get out of shape try out the fucking Atkins diet
Do every fucking thing that Dr. Phil says
You went from being a slut to having your sex life suck
Your husband's cheating on you, oh you don't put out like you use to
Mr. Right turns into Mr. Wrong You pretend to get along
And live the biggest lie Bigger than Jesus Christ
Bigger than Jesus Christ
Bigger than Jesus Christ
Bigger than Jesus Christ
Bigger than JC
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The cook is to monitor correct performance
And corrective action for the cook to keep
The process in control the food is low fat
But still delicious to the people who eat
The tastebuds are singing a christmas song
The melody is number one
At the top of the charts is the preachers art
Art is for everyone
The vomit is just skim milk
Skim milk is in my blood
Blood is thicker than salsa
Salsa is a spanish word
The word is a flaming sword
The sword is under god
God is consuming fire
The fire is in your minds
Breakdown
Amen
This is a ghost town heavy metal will be banned
Do a low punch and say a prayer
In a trance jesus christ forbid
Put up your prosthetic lower limb dental implants and grab a beer
Your jewish snowglobe will be crucified amen
Emotron Breakdown
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12. |
Men at Work
00:39
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While you sleep two gentlemen
Are on their way to your neighborhood
These Men, These Men
Are an important part of your everyday life
You don't know who they are
But you fucking hate them
Charlie Sheen
Emilio Estevez
Charlie Sheen
Emilio Estevez
Men at, Men at work
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13. |
Briana
01:52
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If you act like a child you will be treated like a child
If you act like a sister, maybe you would like
The movie Sister Act
I rented it and never took it back
There's something about Whoopi Goldberg that impairs my vision
I'm seeing much better now
Disco is coming back you better watch out
Clean your room and share your pornography
Files online it's about time
To get yourself a man because vibrators are so 80's
Briana, Hey Girl
We haven't chilled this year
Like we did last year
But it's okay I still love you
Have a great summer
Love ya, Monica
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14. |
Jellyfish
01:55
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Do you get along with the Jellyfish
Or do they sting you when they are pissed
Please please tell me cause I want to know
Because I don't know
Do you ever hang out with the Manatee
Swim with them deep in the sea
Please please tell me cause I want to know
Because I don't know
Do you ever navigate the Pirate ships
See the gold and the other shit
Please please tell me cause I want to know
Because I don't know
If you could be a star who would you be
Would you be Bruce Willis or Would you be Bruce Lee
Please please tell me cause I want to know
Because I don't know
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Username
02:05
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I want a hurricane to have a black girl name
I want a hurricane not fuckin Katrina
Lets play a drinking game, let's get drunk and sang
About these god dern gas prices they're lame
(put down that guitar and play that piano)
I want my middle name to be my middle name
I don't want my middle name to be my first one
What is your username please don't be ashamed
That you had that sucker since 1997
You had that sucker since 1997
You had that sucker since 1997
1997
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Intro
Please don't die you've got pink eye
You're my mammal baby
Get well soon here's a balloon
Please don't choke on the pieces
It breaks my heart to know that you swim in the dark with Sharks
If I had one wish i'd be a fish and swim away with you
Away with you
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As your teenage vagina bleeds
My dick gets hard and I want to fuck it
Whoever said a little blood can hurt a dick (I guess it can)
If you're allergic to it (allergic to it)
A bloody pussy a bloody dick
Do you like the noise?
Do you like the smell?
It smells like copper to me
(Operatic Breakdown)
Cancer it is a disease
I don't want to have it
All the kids smoke cigarettes
I don't want to have it
(Turkey Call Breakdown)
Butterfly in the sky
I can fly twice as high
Take a look it's in a book
It's the Reading Rainbow
I can do anything
With places to go and people to know
Its a Reading Rainbow
The same black guy that was in Reading Rainbow was in Star Trek
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Was Too Long To Die
02:14
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Tell me a story about lighting and
the snake that was too long to die (was too long to die)
Lets watch some movies with werewolves and vampires
We can be like them on Halloween (trick or treat)
One dark night in the middle of the day
Two dead boys went out to play
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and got the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too
(ACDC Breakdown)
Take your eyeballs out of their sockets
And scare as many adults as you can
Halloween is a great time for children
Who want to dance like spiderman
Take your eyeballs
Out of their sockets
And scare as many
Adults as you can
(DADA Breakdown)
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The Bethune Theory
03:36
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Intro
You want to play some football Angus, you can be the field
You can't go around breaking the quarterback nose, you broke his nose
My cousins pubic hair
Dance with a blowup doll
Welcome to High School Angus good thing you're leavin
I'm still here asshole, you push me down i'll get right back
Up again and again
I can beat you right here right now
But I don't want to be better than you Rick
I don't want to be better than anybody
I want to be who I am
A fat kid who's good at Science and fair at football
Thats who I am
I can live with that so why can't you
It's not normal you're not normal
Who are you, you bet your ass
Who are you, you bet your ass
And so what to be normal we have to be like you
There are 400 people in this room who are nothing like you
Some of them are skinny
Some of them have braces
Some of them have birthmarks or scars or frizzy hair
or ears that stick out, but
Most of them walk through these halls everyday
Never telling anybody the truth about
What they really want need or believe
Because people normal people like you have them terrified
Of being who they really are (who they really are) x 4
I mean if you're normal what does that make them
So what is it Rick are you normal or are you one of us
Whatever I am it's something you're never gonna be
Thank God
Thank God
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THEEMOTRON Mc Donough, Georgia
The Emotron is a Southern bred solo performance art project propelled by raw creative emotional energy & original synthy song composures on a vintage midi Yamaha QY700 Sequencer. Tron can be seen live often in the us, lighting his junk on fire & performing magic in his Daddy's 1974 wedding suit & shit. ... more
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