The Decemberwrist

by THEEMOTRON

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Alec Cause it makes me happy. I live near Salt Lake City and have met some girlies with V8 pussies and Cadillac asses. Thankfully no rubber tits thou. Favorite track: Heavy Metal vs. The Emotron.
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about

First Tron studio recording & a re-recording of small pressed home recordings from previous album called "Teenage Jesus." Two tracks from Teenage Jesus didnt appear on The Decemberwrist in replacement are the opening track "Beard Grower" and "Men at Work"

credits

released June 6, 2006

Jason Kyle Knight: Vocals, Sequencing

Nick Novak: Skit Talk
Craig Schwab & Terry of Mean Girls: Backing Vox

Charles Clifton: Recording, Mixing
Nev Walker: Mastering

Recorded at Red Room Recording 104 Marietta GA
Art and Layout by Teaessare Designs
Released on Asbestos Records

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THEEMOTRON Earth, Texas

Hey y'all, I've been sequencing and contributing to art since 2004. You may have seen me light my dick on fire, vomit on youtube, or make loud dolphin noises in a tumor suit. I'm here to offer an eclectic form of music, comedy, performance art, and most of the time it's not for everybody.

One things for certain, it will never be the same & shit.
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Track Name: Not Talkin' about Body Odor
My sister has BO
Not talking about body odor
I'm talking about her new Boyfriend
Thats how he spells his name

Bo knows a lot of songs
even ones that are to sing
Bo knows right from wrong
It's hard to know everything

My sister hired a girl
this girl is now an employee
My sister got to know her
Boyfriend is in a band
She has a friend who loves
Emotron Emotron

If you wanna fight
My uncle likes to fight
He's a macho macho man
We don't want to fight
We want to do what's right
Lets Punch Out instead

Just imagine a butterfly, butterfly
So beautiful, look at its wings
so bright

Sleeping at a truck stop
Singing in a punkrock band
Program a drum beat that will make you wanna dance
My Dad taught me a song and it goes like this

Found a birdy in the snow
He had a broken wing you know
I coached him with a piece of bread
Then I stomped its little head

My Dad burned a deer head
My Dad burned burned a fart through his underwear
His Dad is the face on a sticker
His Dad is asleep in a chair

My sister hired a girl
this girl is now an employee
My sister got to know her
Boyfriend is in a band

If you wanna fight
My uncle likes to fight
He's a macho macho man
We don't want to fight
We want to do what's right
Lets Punch Out instead
Track Name: Heavy Metal vs. The Emotron
I knew a little girlie from Salt Lake City
She had two quart legs and two rubber titties
She loved electricity but she burned off gas
She had a V8 pussy and Cadillac ass
She had a V8 pussy and Cadillac ass

Double Rant

Heavy Metal vs. Emotron fan who will win
Heavy Metal heabang Emotron its the end
Who ever knew that solo's could get out of hand
I guess it can when you're a Heavy Metal fan

Now everyone will die like Dimebag Daryl did
and Slash and Axl Rose will babysit our kids

Oh Yeah Oh Yeah it feels so good
Come on Come on it feels so good
Oh Yeah Oh Yeah it feels so good
Come on Come on it feels so good

Emotron knows about your heavy metal hair
Emotron knows about your cum stained underwear
Heavy Metal what would Ozzy thing of Emotron
Would he get a boner or want to get it on
Track Name: The Hose
Hey did you hear about the party?
yeah Connor's birthday party right?
Yeah, did you buy him a present?
Yeah I got him a snake bite kit.
A SNAKE BITE KIT!
Happy Birthday Connor
We love you very very very very much
Everybody love Connor

The hose below my waist
Would like to meet your face
The Hose above my knees
is begging pretty please
Don't worry about me having an STD
Because my grandmother gives me condoms for free

The hole behind my hose
is stinking through my clothes
The hole below my waist
is leaking human waste
I see the human waste and it is hunter green
I would rather wet the bed than have a bad dream
Track Name: 80's Nightmare
We went skinny dipping
When we weren't that skinny
We hung out with Kevin
We hung out with Winnie

Say Hello to the cast of the Wonder Years
and get an autograph from Tears for Fears
Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Saw your EX at 80's Night
Did you Talk or Did you Fight
or Did you synchronize dance
to Men at Work
Your ex is such a fucking jerk

We can dance if we wanna
We can dance we can dance
We can dance if we wanna
We can dance we can dance
D A N C E
Why can't we fuck if we wanna
Why can't we fuck without a rubber

I hope you faint
When you're dancing to the Faint
I hope you get Cancer
When you listen to the Cure

I hope the Postal Service Loses your Mail
I Hope Brett Michaels Poisons your Well
I Hope you burn in Hell
I Hope you burn in Hell

I hope Metallica
Sue You for everything you've got
I hope Tom Petty smokes all your Pot
I hope the Killers
Kill your Fucking Cat
I hope you're Too Sexy for your Hat
Track Name: QY700, Sequencer, Synth Punk, American Movie, Sex, Alternative - Mrs. McKnight
Bangin the Hottest Substatute teacher in the 11th grade
Please don't tell mom she would be mad at me
Getting blow jobs in the classroom missing wrestling practice
Don't forget to wipe your mouth after I ejacted

We had a great time in the year of 94
Are you married now you were before

My Cousin's the only person who knows my secret life
Please Cousin don't tell anyone, because that's my advice

Now that youre 44 do you ever think about
The 15 year old dick you put inside your mouth
This song goes out to all the dudes who fucked the substitute
This song goes out to Mr. Wright, Mtrs. McKnight where are you?

I caught Robert Smith writing on the boys bathroom wall
and it said "Boys Don't Cry"
Track Name: X-Ray Glasses
Bangin the Hottest Substatute teacher in the 11th grade
Please don't tell mom she would be mad at me
Getting blow jobs in the classroom missing wrestling practice
Don't forget to wipe your mouth after I ejacted

We had a great time in the year of 94
Are you married now you were before

My Cousin's the only person who knows my secret life
Please Cousin don't tell anyone, because that's my advice

Now that youre 44 do you ever think about
The 15 year old dick you put inside your mouth
This song goes out to all the dudes who fucked the substitute
This song goes out to Mr. Wright, Mtrs. McKnight where are you?

I caught Robert Smith writing on the boys bathroom wall
and it said "Boys Don't Cry"
Track Name: Bigger than J.C.
Take me down to the Paradise city
Where the grass is green and Cindy Crawford's pretty
Oh won't you please take me home?

I'm not scared of Porn Stars
I'm not scared of Supermodels
Because everyone wants to be like them
Don't want to be a DR. or a fucking Lawyer
Just want to rock the Microphone tonight

Go to school for 5 years and die tomorrow
at least you died with a college education
I'm 25 and still living with my parent
I'll die happy and be buried next to you

She was a quiet and likable woman
Who worked at a chicken farm
and everyone wanted to get her pregnant
Britney Spears is pregnant

Oh Britney you may be able to have unprotected sex with Kevin twice
Have two kids, have that c section so you don't give the kids herpes
But there's something you need to know
You'll never, You'll never
You'll fucking never make an 8 min long video like Guns n Roses did
You'll never smoke a cigarette in front of a church
playing a guitar solo ever

Have a kid get out of shape try out the fucking Atkins diet
Do every fucking thing that Dr. Phil says
You went from being a slut to having your sex life suck
Your husband's cheating on you, oh you don't put out like you use to
Mr. Right turns into Mr. Wrong You pretend to get along
And live the biggest lie Bigger than Jesus Christ


Bigger than Jesus Christ
Bigger than Jesus Christ
Bigger than Jesus Christ
Bigger than JC
Track Name: The Vomit is Just Skim Milk
The cook is to monitor correct performance
And corrective action for the cook to keep
The process in control the food is low fat
But still delicious to the people who eat
The tastebuds are singing a christmas song
The melody is number one
At the top of the charts is the preachers art
Art is for everyone

The vomit is just skim milk
Skim milk is in my blood
Blood is thicker than salsa
Salsa is a spanish word
The word is a flaming sword
The sword is under god
God is consuming fire
The fire is in your minds

Breakdown
Amen

This is a ghost town heavy metal will be banned
Do a low punch and say a prayer
In a trance jesus christ forbid
Put up your prosthetic lower limb dental implants and grab a beer
Your jewish snowglobe will be crucified amen

Emotron Breakdown
Track Name: Men at Work
While you sleep two gentlemen
Are on their way to your neighborhood
These Men, These Men
Are an important part of your everyday life
You don't know who they are
But you fucking hate them

Charlie Sheen
Emilio Estevez
Charlie Sheen
Emilio Estevez
Men at, Men at work
Track Name: Briana
If you act like a child you will be treated like a child
If you act like a sister, maybe you would like
The movie Sister Act
I rented it and never took it back
There's something about Whoopi Goldberg that impairs my vision
I'm seeing much better now

Disco is coming back you better watch out
Clean your room and share your pornography
Files online it's about time
To get yourself a man because vibrators are so 80's

Briana, Hey Girl
We haven't chilled this year
Like we did last year
But it's okay I still love you
Have a great summer
Love ya, Monica
Track Name: Jellyfish
Do you get along with the Jellyfish
Or do they sting you when they are pissed
Please please tell me cause I want to know
Because I don't know

Do you ever hang out with the Manatee
Swim with them deep in the sea
Please please tell me cause I want to know
Because I don't know

Do you ever navigate the Pirate ships
See the gold and the other shit
Please please tell me cause I want to know
Because I don't know

If you could be a star who would you be
Would you be Bruce Willis or Would you be Bruce Lee
Please please tell me cause I want to know
Because I don't know
Track Name: Username
I want a hurricane to have a black girl name
I want a hurricane not fuckin Katrina
Lets play a drinking game, let's get drunk and sang
About these god dern gas prices they're lame

(put down that guitar and play that piano)

I want my middle name to be my middle name
I don't want my middle name to be my first one
What is your username please don't be ashamed
That you had that sucker since 1997


You had that sucker since 1997
You had that sucker since 1997
1997
Track Name: Swim in the Dark w/ Sharks
Intro

Please don't die you've got pink eye
You're my mammal baby
Get well soon here's a balloon
Please don't choke on the pieces
It breaks my heart to know that you swim in the dark with Sharks
If I had one wish i'd be a fish and swim away with you

Away with you
Track Name: As Your Teenage Vagina Bleeds
As your teenage vagina bleeds
My dick gets hard and I want to fuck it
Whoever said a little blood can hurt a dick (I guess it can)
If you're allergic to it (allergic to it)
A bloody pussy a bloody dick
Do you like the noise?
Do you like the smell?
It smells like copper to me

(Operatic Breakdown)

Cancer it is a disease
I don't want to have it
All the kids smoke cigarettes
I don't want to have it

(Turkey Call Breakdown)

Butterfly in the sky
I can fly twice as high
Take a look it's in a book
It's the Reading Rainbow
I can do anything
With places to go and people to know
Its a Reading Rainbow

The same black guy that was in Reading Rainbow was in Star Trek
Track Name: Was Too Long To Die
Tell me a story about lighting and
the snake that was too long to die (was too long to die)
Lets watch some movies with werewolves and vampires
We can be like them on Halloween (trick or treat)

One dark night in the middle of the day
Two dead boys went out to play
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and got the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too

(ACDC Breakdown)

Take your eyeballs out of their sockets
And scare as many adults as you can
Halloween is a great time for children
Who want to dance like spiderman

Take your eyeballs
Out of their sockets
And scare as many
Adults as you can

(DADA Breakdown)
Track Name: The Bethune Theory
Intro

You want to play some football Angus, you can be the field
You can't go around breaking the quarterback nose, you broke his nose
My cousins pubic hair
Dance with a blowup doll

Welcome to High School Angus good thing you're leavin
I'm still here asshole, you push me down i'll get right back
Up again and again
I can beat you right here right now

But I don't want to be better than you Rick
I don't want to be better than anybody
I want to be who I am
A fat kid who's good at Science and fair at football
Thats who I am

I can live with that so why can't you
It's not normal you're not normal
Who are you, you bet your ass
Who are you, you bet your ass

And so what to be normal we have to be like you
There are 400 people in this room who are nothing like you
Some of them are skinny
Some of them have braces
Some of them have birthmarks or scars or frizzy hair
or ears that stick out, but

Most of them walk through these halls everyday
Never telling anybody the truth about
What they really want need or believe

Because people normal people like you have them terrified
Of being who they really are (who they really are) x 4

I mean if you're normal what does that make them
So what is it Rick are you normal or are you one of us
Whatever I am it's something you're never gonna be
Thank God
Thank God