Reinventing Axel Foley

by THEEMOTRON

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Album was scheduled to be a split with Rich Johnson and to be put out by Asbestos records. It never happened, but some great songs n shit!

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released September 21, 2014

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THEEMOTRON Earth, Texas

Hey y'all, I've been sequencing and contributing to art since 2004. You may have seen me light my dick on fire, vomit on youtube, or make loud dolphin noises in a tumor suit. I'm here to offer an eclectic form of music, comedy, performance art, and most of the time it's not for everybody.

One things for certain, it will never be the same & shit.
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Track Name: Coin Collector
Give Me Back My Furniture
Give Me Back My Literature
Give Me Back a Picture of How a Normal relationship Works
Give Me Back My Tattoo Artist
So He Can Finish Drawing On Me
Give Me Back My Alcohol That I Bought
Because I Need it to Drink it All

Give it Back Give it Back x3

It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad
Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck
If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up

Give Me Back My Friends and Stop Fucking Them
And Stop Fucking All the Guys That You Meet at Work
So You Can Stop Saying
Oh My Pussy Hurts
And Give Me Back My Pearl Jam T-Shirt
The One that Says
9 Out of 10 Kids Prefer Crayons to Guns
And Give Me Back ...And Justice For All
So I Can Listen to One

Give it Back Give it Back x4

And Tell Your Little Sister to Stop Being a Slut
And to Shut the Fuck Up
She’s Telling Everyone I Tried to Kill You
Maybe I Should to Make that Rumor True
And Don’t Come to the Show When the Emotron Plays
Because I Don’t Want to See Your Fucking Face
Give Me Back Give Me Back My Heart
But Don’t Give Me Back a Heart Attack

It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad
Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck
If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up

Give Me Back My Robin Hood Soundtrack
Give Me Back My Crow Soundtrack
Give Me Back My Batman Soundtrack
That Seal Song is My Favorite Track

Give Me Back My Coin Collection
Your Misbehavior Needs Correction
I've Got the Cure to your Yeast Infection
But You Cant Read to Use the Directions
Track Name: Summer School
Intro

Mark Harmon played Mr. Shoop
Kirstie Alley co starred
Mr. Shoop was a PE teacher
Who was forced to be a Summer School teacher

His job depended on it (ah ah)
He didn't know how to teach (oh oh)
Until he met the new Summer School teacher
She was Kirstie Alley and she taught him how to teach

Summer School x4
Summer School x4

And who would want to teach Remedial English
When you've got tickets to go to Hawaii
For the summer with your girlfriend
With your 21 year old girlfriend

And who would want to teach for the summer
After winning 50,000 dollars
On a scratch off lottery ticket
No other teacher would in 1987

But he learned alot about him
And he learned about the kids
He took them on a field trip
The kids signed their parents names
On the permission slips

Yesterday Alex came home
Nauseous, sneezing, wheezing, and itching
With goat hair on his cloths
Goat hair on his cloths

Is going on throwup rides
And rolling around with barnyard animals
Your idea of quality education

And the next field trip we gotta take
Is to the beach so we can see
Anna Maria in a bikini

This ain't the Rivera x3
My mascara won't fit into my purse
because I got so many mini many mini pads
I went to jail on rollerskates
For Francis Grimp, Chainsaw and Dave

(Solo Breakdown)

Another picture of the redhead with the tattoo (tattoo)
This time making breakfast starve raven naked (naked)
Round muffin, square butter, triangular bush
This man is an artist
Track Name: James Brown
James Brown
James Brown
Put him in the Ground
James Brown
James Brown

This jack thats brown goes down and out
To James Brown who was a black man
I don't understand why they say black men can't swim
When I was 9 I dove off the high dive for the first time
I forgot how to swim
A lifeguard saved me from the grave
He was a black man

I always think of him
Every summer when I swim
I can still feel his hands
And that python in his pants

Oh venomous snake x4

Please don't sink your teeth into my skin
Because I teach the children how swim
I don't teach the children English
Because Bush is not my president
Bush is a band I use to listen to
When I was a teen I listened to Glycerine
And Little Things and everything off of 16 Stone
16 Stone oh

(Solo Breakdown)

How did the grunge rock god named Gavin
Who doesn't believe that Elvis is dead (No)
Get that girl named Gwen
Get that girl named Gwen

How did the lead singer guitarist of the band Bush
That had the song on the Tank Girl soundtrack
Get that girl named Gwen
Get that girl named Gwen

Both Gavin and Gwen know how to swim (know how to swim)
The African American helped me and
I helped both of them
Track Name: Drink
Drink until your problems go away
Drink until they do not want to stay
Drink until you do not know your name
Drink until you'll never be the same

Because when things start to get you down
Drink until you forget how to frown
Drink a beer, take a shot
spend every dollar you got

Drink until your problems go away x 2

Drink until your pain is null and void
Drink until you insecurities have been destroyed
Drink until you’re ten feet tall
and you don't get give a damn at all
Drink until your problems go away

Call up old girlfriends if you'd like
Call them in the middle of the night
and if you fall down on the ground
Get up and buy another round

Drink until your problems go away x 2

Because when things start to get you down
Drink until you forget how to frown
Drink a beer, take a shot
spend every dime you got

Drink until your problems go away x 4
Track Name: The Misfits
Keep away the Reggae and that Christian shit
Keep away new Green Day and the Knife from Elliott Smith
Keep away Creed ICP 311 can't you see we
Want to listen to Minor Threat

The Emotron and Misfits don't get along
One out of 9 shows we play
A band plays a Misfits song
Why can't your band play something more original
We don't want to hear anything by that Glenn Danzig asshole

You'll graduate up and move away
From Misfits covers one day
But we won't miss you when you leave
There's a million more bands with Misfits covers up their sleeves
And a devilock that they grew out
So they can be the Misfits for Halloween
Track Name: People My Age
People my age have kids
People my age are married and have houses
People my age x 4

People my age shower and shave
People my age don't masturbate 3 times a day
People my age x 4

People my age don't make minimum wage
Because they have real jobs with benefits
People my age have shitty songs on their myspace page
People my age my age

People my age fast food consume
People my age don't live in their Mom's sewing room
People my age x4

People my age drink a sports bars
People my age hate who they are
People my age x 4

I heard you wrote a song that said
I show my dick to little kids
This song is about to say
My sister took your virginity

People my age don't piss in bottles or shit in bags
People my age call me a fag

And the biggest joke that I ever played
On the bullies that beat the shit out of me
Was waited 10 years until they had kids
And molesting their kids like the priest did

People my age have fiancees
When they use to bitch about all their friends that are getting married
All my friends are getting married x3
And I never felt so awkward

People my age love Jesus Christ and
they say that he saved their life, I say
People my age are all assholes
Bury them alive with Anna Nicole
People my age x3
People x7
People my age x2
People x9
Track Name: Gannon
Intro

Don't forget to wipe your ass
when you shit me out and
flush me down the toilet
I'm a piece of shit and
I'm clogging up our relationship
So show your fists and throw a fit
You'll move on forget you shit
But I won't....

Flush me down with your blood soaked tampon
And Oprah without makeup on
Yes I feel that fucking disgusting
Yes I feel like the metal is rusting
Yes I feel like never trusting
A female that spells her name with 4 letters again

I should of had a better battle plan
From being destroyed by a Radiohead fan
I hope you notice when I'm not around
You're so fucking special, I wish I was special but

I still feel the pain from the 7th grade
When I was told the piss was lemonade
And i'm so ashamed that I liked the taste of it
And I still feel the pain of the weight you gained
When you quit cocaine
Courtney Love and Kurt CObain
Where the hell is Frances Bean?

What did the old man mean when he said
There's a secret in the tip of the nose
In dungeon #7 there's a secret passageway
Look at the map it looks like a face
Travel to the nose and there's a place
Push the middle block up and that's secret staircase

From start go right one screen
up 5 left 1 up 1 cross the river up 1 left 2
Bomb the bottom of the left rock to find the entrance

Get the red ring
Get the silver arrow
Find the boss
Defeat Gannon

I was in TX you were in GA
Drunk up at a party called me and wanted to know
If you could put your lips on KB's lips
I said yes because she is a great cock sucker
Found out in the morning that you ate you ate her out
Did her pussy taste like it it has been in my mouth
Over Spring Break 2003
Spring Break 2003

Great Cocksucker

From start go right one screen
up 5 left 1 up 1 cross the river up 1 left 2
Bomb the bottom of the left rock to find the entrance

Get the red ring
Get the silver arrow
Find the boss
Defeat Gannon