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Vampire Lunch Lady Tits

by THEEMOTRON

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Mei
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Mei Life without Emotron? I do not think so. Favorite track: Busted.
Alec
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Alec Holy shit you're amazing.
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That first verse is amazing.
I find myself going back to this constantly.

This whole album is full of great songs.
This is one of the most insanely quotable albums I've ever owned. Favorite track: Porch Unplugged.
Jacob Avila
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Jacob Avila I'm not going to lie. I get consistently judged for liking your music. You're always in my work playlists and lemme tell ya, you've definitely enriched my life. I'm sad I didn't recognize you when you were in Santa Cruz with "Math the band" I would've shook your hand and gave you a solid YEEEEEE HAWWWW!
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1.
MPN 00:41
FDB Named us MPN We went on Tour and we Rocked Again We played couple of shows for some sold out crowds We played our guitars and we played them loud We traveled in a 87 Georgie Boy We loved the son of god and we spread his joy My head got big from all of the fame So I quit the band and I changed the name The name that we picked was The Emotron We played 1989 at the 90's prom We pissed on a prostitute oh what a woman She had the disease that we died from
2.
I Spit Before I Kiss You I Pray Before I Fuck You I Say to God that I’m Not Ready To Be a Dad I’m Pro-Coice Like Eddie Vedder Has Made My Life Choices Better It only Cost’s 300 Dollars Not To Be a Dad We Never Would of Known that Fella Jeremy Without Pro-Choice We Never Would of Had a Hunger Strike Without His Voice So Abort Your Kids Like Eddie Did This is My Advice Pearly Jam Unplugged 92’ Changed My So Called Life My So Called Life Battery Acid on Your Face, But I Would Still Like to Taste There’s Vodka in the Poison Drank, Drank by Heavens Gate And I Pray to God For them To Stop Bombing the Business Place The Abortion Clinic’s That I Take The Girls I like To Date I Would Of Never Been a Better Man Without Pro-Choice We Never Would of Had an Even Flow Without His Voice So Abort Your Kids Like Eddie Did This is My Advice Pearly Jam Unplugged 92’ Changed My So Called Life My So Called Life
3.
They Call Me 7 Days a Week 6 Times a Day They Only Want One Thing, They Want for Me to Pay I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got What You Want So I Will, I Will, Ignore Your Calls Your Wasting all Your Paper, Your Wasting all The Tree's Your Wasting all the Stamps on the Bill's Your Sending Me I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got what You Need So I Will Burn the Bill's You Are Sending Me Your Not Gonna Get To Me Your Not Gonna Make Me Sweat I’m Not Gonna Stay Awake and Worry About My Debt Your Not Gonna Get To Me Your Not Gonna Make Me Sweat I’m Not Gonna Stay Awake and Worry About My Debt They Repossessed My Van Today They Took that Beast Away They Said I Should Pay My Bills But I Refuse to Pay By the Look of My Credit Scores, I Won’t have a House Soon One More Reason to Stay on Tour and Live in Matt’s Room I’m Sorry Mom and Dad I’m Not the Son that You Wanted Me To Be Your Son Works His Fingers to the Bone and Ain't Living For Free At Least he Doesn't Set His Dick On Fire To Support His Life He's At Home With His Kids and Wife, Your Son Has a Couple Little Kids I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got What You Want So I Will, I Will, Ignore Your Calls I Ain't Got, Ain't Got, Got what You Need So I Will Burn the Bill's You Are Sending Me
4.
I've Been Cheatin’, Ive Been Drinking, I've Been Smoking the Weed I’ve Been a Lyin’, I’m a Dying, But I’m Learning to Read Yeah Don’t Tell Me Im Wrong, When I Fuck You Without a Condom On I’m a Sinnin, I’m a Grinnin, Smoking 3 Packs a Day I’ve been Denying Your Calls I Don’t Know What To Say So Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong When I Go On Tour With The Emotron And I’m 13 Shots Away From Having a Better Day When I Ain’t Got No Money To Spend On a Girl that Calls Me Her Boyfriend I’ve Been Shittin on the Camera on the Internet I’ve Been Selling Myself to the Gay Men that I Met Yeah Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong For Being a Whore When all the Money’s Gone I’ve Been Eating From the Garbage, I’ve Been Living For Free I’ve Been Fuckin Your Girlfriend While She’s Fuckin Asleep So Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong For Covering a Soul Asylum Song And I’m 13 Shots Away From Having a Better Day When I Ain’t Got No Money To Spend On a Girl that Calls Me Her Boyfriend Well I Lied When I Said I Wouldn’t Cum In Your Mouth Yeah that’s the Way We Do it in the Dirty South So Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong When I Fuck You Without a Condom On Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong When I Fuck You Without a Condom On
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I’m Working Hard this Weekend Drink a Beer For Me At a Popular Theme Park With My Family Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer or 2 For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me I’m Hanging Out With Ian Drink a Beer For Me I’m on Heavy Medication From My Surgery Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink Another Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me When I’m Singing Fire Storm When I’m Birthing the Unborn When I’m Praying by the Bedside Of My Grandpa in a Coma Drink a Beer for Me I’ve Got to Go to Sleep Drink a Beer for Me I’ve Got to Get up in the Morning I Can’t Make it To Your Party Drink a Beer for Me My Girlfriend Says I Can’t so Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink Another Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me I’ve Got the Kids this Weekend Drink a Beer For Me I’m Washing Feet with Jesus on New Years Eve Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink Another Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Can’t make it Out Tonight Don’t Tell Me That I’m Wrong I’m Trying to Make Some Cash So You Can Hear This Song When I’m Singing Fire Storm When I’m Birthing the Unborn Drink a Beer for Me I’ve Got to Go To Sleep Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink Another Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me Drink a Beer For Me
6.
I Came to the Bar to Sing Karaoke Tonight But the Cancelled Karaoke Night Can You Sing Some Johnny Cash For Me Tonight I’d Never Heard Of Johnny Cash Until He Died Oh Johnny I Was a Big Fan of You Until I Found out Your Dad was T-1000 I Could Never Be a Johnny Fan When Johnny’s Dad is Trying to Kill the Main Star of Kindergarten Cop Now How am I Going to Impress the Ladies When I Can’t Sing My Favorite Songs From the 80’s and Where are All of the Jocks that Beat Me Up in High School Gonna to Go to Get Drunk and Sing Songs By Lynyrd Skynyrd Not on Wednesday Night at 8 I Guess Your Ass is Gonna Have to Wait You Sit on Your Couch and Weep and Watch Reruns of Quantum Leap I Remember the Episode When Sam is Put into a Space Program He Leaps into a Chimpanzee and then He Saves a Dying Man I Came to the Bar to Sing Karaoke Tonight But the Cancelled Karaoke Night (Can You Believe it) Now Where are all of the White College Girls Gonna Go to Sing Sir Mix-a-Lot Baby Baby Baby Got Back Karaoke Night is Dead Family Trivia Moved In Another KJ’s Out of a Job And I Have Been Forgotten Karaoke Night is Dead (Karaoke Night Karaoke Night) Karaoke Night is Dead (Karaoke Night Karaoke Night) Karaoke Night is Dead (Karaoke Night Karaoke Night) Karaoke Night is Dead (Karaoke Night Karaoke Night)
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Bomb Shelter 00:36
Let's Go to Let's Get to the Bomb Shelter Let's Get There Really Really Fast Let's Go to Let's Get to the Bomb Shelter If You Don't Go Right Now You Will Have to Wear this Mask Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter Bomb Shelter
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Busted 03:29
I Was Seeing My Ex Dude I Was Seeing Another Girl Too So She Gained Suspicion Like Another Girl My Girlfriend Ex Checked My Cell Phone Texts and I Got Busted Oh Yeah And I got Busted Oh Yeah You're Gonna Get Busted Oh Yeah Oh So Like My Main Squeeze With Us for a Week Yeah She Checked My Messages on My PC Took a Greyhound Crying and Won’t Talk to Me I Keep Falling Off I Keep Fucking Up Busted Oh Yeah And I got Busted Oh Yeah You're Gonna Get Busted Oh Yeah Hey Don’t Caught and Keep it Strong And Don’t Tell Me that I’m Wrong Delete Your Messages Erase Your Text’s So You Don’t Get Busted By Your Ex Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Yeah Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Yeah So I Met a Guy Yeah In a Rock n’ Roll Band Yeah He Ate My Pussy After The Show I Fucked Him in the Car Even Though I’ve Got a Boyfriend Who Treats Me Better Than Any Boy Who Has Ever Treated Me In My Goddamn Life I tell Him I Love Him I tell Him I Love Him Oh I tell Him that I Love Him After Every long Distance Call that I Make To Him I Told You That You're Gonna Get Busted Oh Yeah And I got Busted Oh Yeah You're Gonna Get Busted Oh Yeah I Was On Tour to Alaska Dude My Baby said I Have to Ask You Dude I Heard Some Rumors that You're Getting Red Lines You’ve Been Fucking Girls in Cars When You're Supposed to Be Mine Can We Slow it Down i’m a Smoker Busted Oh Yeah Busted Oh Yeah Busted Oh Yeah Hey Don’t Caught and Keep it Strong And Don’t Tell Me that I’m Wrong Delete Your Messages Erase Your Text’s So You Don’t Get Busted By Your Ex Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Yeah Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Don’t Get Busted Like I Did
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Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I Used to Be a Decent Guy And Then You Came Into My Life Long Term Committed Relationships Now I’m Committed to Not Giving a Shit I Know I Know That You Won't Leave Me Alone I Know I Know You Can’t Function On Your Own I Know That You’ve Been Lying While I’m Living Like I am Dying I Know I Know I Know I Know Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So Life Without Horses I Do Not Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I Used to Be a Decent Guy And Then You Came Into My Life I Had a Job I Paid My Bills And Now I’m Making Money Taking Pills I Know I Know I Can’t Do This on My Own I Know I Know We’ll Play Another Show I Know I Know You're C.C. You Know You Know I’m E.V. I Know You Know I Know You Know Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So Life Without Horses I Do Not Think So Life Without Horses I Do Not Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Life Without Horses
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Lovesong 03:01
This Is a Lovesong for Cigarettes Because I Need Them Addictions are Better than Mouths to Feed So I’ll Be the One to Feed them And the Man Standing in your Living Room Warned Me Not To Say This But My Head’s Been Fucked Up Way too Long to Find it Within Myself to be Embarrassed And I Must Admit I Blushed a Bit At Something So Fucking Hopeless Though it May of Been the Saddest Thing That He Had Ever Witnessed So I’ll Be Sweet to Him Until He Rots Away I Will Be Lenient So Long as it Suits Me But if He Falls Asleep He’ll Never Wake Again I’ve Got this Plastic Bag and I Was Told that It Has the Power to Hush Anything Especially Men Trapped In Your Living Room Andy Said Yesterday Was the Happiest Day He’ll Ever Want to Forget This Morning Just Got Worse and Worse And Tomorrow’s Not Even Here Yet So We Talked On Love and Substances That Convert the Heart to An Addict And it Hit Home Quite Perfectly When He Bummed My Last Cigarette For Me So I Will Hide From Him Until He Comes This Way And I will Kiss His Mouth with a Ceramic Ashtray And if that Puts Him Out He’ll Never Wake Again It’s About Time that This Young Fella Learned that Love and Addiction Can Conquer Anything Especially Men Who Discover Me in Their Living Room
11.
Hellboner 01:41
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12.
Let’s Start a Band and Call it Queezer We’ll Do Queen Songs in the Style of Weezer The College Kids Will Dig that Shit and Maybe We Can Finally Make Some Money Let’s Start a Band to Pay Our Bills Let’s Start a Band and Call it Ronnie James Devo We’ll Do Dio Songs in the Style of Devo The Metal Kids Will Love it The Devo Fans Will to Let’s Start a Band Let’s Start a Band Let’s Start a Band and Get 80 Dollar Haircuts Let’s Start a Band and do a Shit Ton of Cocaine Let’s Start a Band and Hope we Meet Oprah Winfrey Let’s Start a Band Let’s Start a Band Let’s Get Sex Changes and Start a Band the Name I Had in Mind was the Ex-Men No Like the Comic Book Like E-X-M-E-N The Art-Fag Kids will Fucking Love Us Let’s Start a Band and I’ll Do Donkey Vocals If You Learn to Play the Drums Modern Rock We’ll Sell out Arenas Town to Town Metallica You're going Down Because Matt and I Have Started a Band
13.
Today’s My Birthday Play 1989 Hungover Tomorrow I Won’t Remember this Time I’m Gonna Get Fucked Up and Be that Little Infant That Came Out of My Momma’s Crimson Bleeding Cunt I’m 21 I’m Getting Drunk The Counting Crows Played this Day When I Was Young The Emotron Plays This day i’m 21 There’s Marijuana in the Cake that Jerry Pickler Baked He Loves the Dubyah So Do I So Do I I’m 21 I’m Getting High Happy Birthday You Son of a Gun Happy Birthday You're Finally 21 Happy Birthday You Mother Fucker Let’s Get Some Alcohol and Get You Drunker Today’s My Birthday Play Indie Dance Bullshit I’m 21 and All My Friends Are into It So Nod Your Head and Shake Your Leg it’s and Easy Dance to Do You're Looking Good With Your Betty Page Tattoo I’m 21 Tonight I’m 21 Tonight I’m 21 and I Can Move Today’s My Birthday Everyone Can Fuck Off Unless You Got Me Some Morrissey Vinyl Or a Poster Signed that Says Happy Birthday Love The Happy Birthday Love The Happy Birthday Love The Smiths
14.
I Know What Your Girlfriend’s Pussy Smells Like Because I Do Your Laundry And I’m Gonna Stay Up All Night Because You're Fucking a Girl in the Bunk Above Me And Now i’m Sitting in a Fuckin Pit of Sand With Two 40’s Taped to My Fucking Hands Just Like Just Like Spencer Sutton Spencer Sutton Oh Edward 40 Hands Has Come to Crazy Camping My Family Disappeared 3 Days Ago I Don’t Know Where they Went I was at my House Today Alone Their All Gone and Nobody Loves Me I’ve Got Nothing Left I Tried to Get a Job They Fuckin Fired Me Because I Fuckin Didn't Last I Didn’t Fit their Plans For the Future I Fuckin Didn't Last I Didn’t Fit their Plans For the Future Spencer Sutton You Are A Canadian with a Shitty Car Spencer Sutton I Think about You When I Take a Drink From the 40’s Taped to My Hands Spencer Sutton
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You Should of Been a Red Line You Could of Been a Red Line But You Were a Ghost Line You Should of Been a Red Line You Should of Been a Red Line You Should of Been a Red Line You Should of Been a Red Line Red Line Do You Want to Be a Red Line Do You Want to Be a Red Line You Don’t Want to Be a Ghost Line When You Could Be a Red Line You Should of Been a Red Line You Should of Been a Red Line Don’t Want to be a Ghost Line Red Line Red Line You Could of Been a Red Line You Could of Been a Red Line You Could of Been a Red Line Red Line
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Give Me Back My Furniture Give Me Back My Litrature Give Me Back a Picture of How a Normal relationship Works Give Me Back My Tattoo Artist So He Can Finish Drawing On Me Give Me Back My Alcohol That I Bought Because I Need it to Drink it All Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up Give Me Back My Friends and Stop Fucking Them And Stop Fucking All the Guys That You Meet at Work So You Can Stop Saying Oh My Pussy Hurts And Give Me Back My Pearl Jam T-Shirt The One that Says 9 Out of 10 Kids Prefer Crayons to Guns And Give Me Back ...And Justice For All So I Can Listen to One Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back Give it Back And Tell Your Little Sister to Stop Being a Slut And to Shut the Fuck Up She’s Telling Everyone I Tried to Kill You Maybe I Should to Make that Rumor True And Don’t Come to the Show When the Emotron Plays Because I Don’t Want to See Your Fucking Face Give Me Back Give Me Back My Heart But Don’t Give Me Back a Heart Attack It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up Give Me Back My Robin Hood Soundtrack Give Me Back My Crow Soundtrack Give Me Back My Batman Soundtrack That Seal Song is My Favorite Track Give Me Back My Coin Collection Your Misbehavior Needs Correction I've Got the Cure to your Yeast Infection But You Cant Read to Use the Directions It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up

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VLLT songs written and sequenced in 2008 on a tour to Alaska and back. Recorded in early 2009 and released whilst on a 2010 US tour.
The Title "Vampire Lunch Lady Tits" originated at DIY Cleveland OH Venue, Tower 2012, When the Emotron blurted out Vampire Lunch Lady.
Later the word Tits was added. Often on Tour the Emotron would introduce Himself at "Vampire Lunch Lady Tits" instead of The Emotron on the 2008 tour.

200$ of Chicken Tenders were Consumed during the 6 Days of Recording between the 2 of Us.

"Praying Mantis Tea" skit derived from a childhood experience

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released March 7, 2011

Kyle Knight: Musician, Vocalist, Writer
Charles Clifton: Recording Engineer
Black Axe: Album Artwork
Ryan Mills: Mastering
Slanty Shanty Records: Record Label

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THEEMOTRON Mc Donough, Georgia

The Emotron is a Southern bred solo performance art project propelled by raw creative emotional energy & original synthy song composures on a vintage midi Yamaha QY700 Sequencer. Tron can be seen live often in the us, lighting his junk on fire & performing magic in his Daddy's 1974 wedding suit & shit. ... more

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