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Reinventing Axel Foley

by THEEMOTRON

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Give Me Back My Furniture Give Me Back My Literature Give Me Back a Picture of How a Normal relationship Works Give Me Back My Tattoo Artist So He Can Finish Drawing On Me Give Me Back My Alcohol That I Bought Because I Need it to Drink it All Give it Back Give it Back x3 It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up Give Me Back My Friends and Stop Fucking Them And Stop Fucking All the Guys That You Meet at Work So You Can Stop Saying Oh My Pussy Hurts And Give Me Back My Pearl Jam T-Shirt The One that Says 9 Out of 10 Kids Prefer Crayons to Guns And Give Me Back ...And Justice For All So I Can Listen to One Give it Back Give it Back x4 And Tell Your Little Sister to Stop Being a Slut And to Shut the Fuck Up She’s Telling Everyone I Tried to Kill You Maybe I Should to Make that Rumor True And Don’t Come to the Show When the Emotron Plays Because I Don’t Want to See Your Fucking Face Give Me Back Give Me Back My Heart But Don’t Give Me Back a Heart Attack It’s Too Bad You Have Issues With Your Dad Goodbye and Good Luck You’ll Find Someone to Fuck If You Haven’t Already the Moment We Broke Up Give Me Back My Robin Hood Soundtrack Give Me Back My Crow Soundtrack Give Me Back My Batman Soundtrack That Seal Song is My Favorite Track Give Me Back My Coin Collection Your Misbehavior Needs Correction I've Got the Cure to your Yeast Infection But You Cant Read to Use the Directions
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Intro Mark Harmon played Mr. Shoop Kirstie Alley co starred Mr. Shoop was a PE teacher Who was forced to be a Summer School teacher His job depended on it (ah ah) He didn't know how to teach (oh oh) Until he met the new Summer School teacher She was Kirstie Alley and she taught him how to teach Summer School x4 Summer School x4 And who would want to teach Remedial English When you've got tickets to go to Hawaii For the summer with your girlfriend With your 21 year old girlfriend And who would want to teach for the summer After winning 50,000 dollars On a scratch off lottery ticket No other teacher would in 1987 But he learned alot about him And he learned about the kids He took them on a field trip The kids signed their parents names On the permission slips Yesterday Alex came home Nauseous, sneezing, wheezing, and itching With goat hair on his cloths Goat hair on his cloths Is going on throwup rides And rolling around with barnyard animals Your idea of quality education And the next field trip we gotta take Is to the beach so we can see Anna Maria in a bikini This ain't the Rivera x3 My mascara won't fit into my purse because I got so many mini many mini pads I went to jail on rollerskates For Francis Grimp, Chainsaw and Dave (Solo Breakdown) Another picture of the redhead with the tattoo (tattoo) This time making breakfast starve raven naked (naked) Round muffin, square butter, triangular bush This man is an artist
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James Brown 02:58
James Brown James Brown Put him in the Ground James Brown James Brown This jack thats brown goes down and out To James Brown who was a black man I don't understand why they say black men can't swim When I was 9 I dove off the high dive for the first time I forgot how to swim A lifeguard saved me from the grave He was a black man I always think of him Every summer when I swim I can still feel his hands And that python in his pants Oh venomous snake x4 Please don't sink your teeth into my skin Because I teach the children how swim I don't teach the children English Because Bush is not my president Bush is a band I use to listen to When I was a teen I listened to Glycerine And Little Things and everything off of 16 Stone 16 Stone oh (Solo Breakdown) How did the grunge rock god named Gavin Who doesn't believe that Elvis is dead (No) Get that girl named Gwen Get that girl named Gwen How did the lead singer guitarist of the band Bush That had the song on the Tank Girl soundtrack Get that girl named Gwen Get that girl named Gwen Both Gavin and Gwen know how to swim (know how to swim) The African American helped me and I helped both of them
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IZ 00:43
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Drink 03:27
Drink until your problems go away Drink until they do not want to stay Drink until you do not know your name Drink until you'll never be the same Because when things start to get you down Drink until you forget how to frown Drink a beer, take a shot spend every dollar you got Drink until your problems go away x 2 Drink until your pain is null and void Drink until you insecurities have been destroyed Drink until you’re ten feet tall and you don't get give a damn at all Drink until your problems go away Call up old girlfriends if you'd like Call them in the middle of the night and if you fall down on the ground Get up and buy another round Drink until your problems go away x 2 Because when things start to get you down Drink until you forget how to frown Drink a beer, take a shot spend every dime you got Drink until your problems go away x 4
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The Misfits 02:16
Keep away the Reggae and that Christian shit Keep away new Green Day and the Knife from Elliott Smith Keep away Creed ICP 311 can't you see we Want to listen to Minor Threat The Emotron and Misfits don't get along One out of 9 shows we play A band plays a Misfits song Why can't your band play something more original We don't want to hear anything by that Glenn Danzig asshole You'll graduate up and move away From Misfits covers one day But we won't miss you when you leave There's a million more bands with Misfits covers up their sleeves And a devilock that they grew out So they can be the Misfits for Halloween
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People my age have kids People my age are married and have houses People my age x 4 People my age shower and shave People my age don't masturbate 3 times a day People my age x 4 People my age don't make minimum wage Because they have real jobs with benefits People my age have shitty songs on their myspace page People my age my age People my age fast food consume People my age don't live in their Mom's sewing room People my age x4 People my age drink a sports bars People my age hate who they are People my age x 4 I heard you wrote a song that said I show my dick to little kids This song is about to say My sister took your virginity People my age don't piss in bottles or shit in bags People my age call me a fag And the biggest joke that I ever played On the bullies that beat the shit out of me Was waited 10 years until they had kids And molesting their kids like the priest did People my age have fiancees When they use to bitch about all their friends that are getting married All my friends are getting married x3 And I never felt so awkward People my age love Jesus Christ and they say that he saved their life, I say People my age are all assholes Bury them alive with Anna Nicole People my age x3 People x7 People my age x2 People x9
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Gannon 05:35
Intro Don't forget to wipe your ass when you shit me out and flush me down the toilet I'm a piece of shit and I'm clogging up our relationship So show your fists and throw a fit You'll move on forget you shit But I won't.... Flush me down with your blood soaked tampon And Oprah without makeup on Yes I feel that fucking disgusting Yes I feel like the metal is rusting Yes I feel like never trusting A female that spells her name with 4 letters again I should of had a better battle plan From being destroyed by a Radiohead fan I hope you notice when I'm not around You're so fucking special, I wish I was special but I still feel the pain from the 7th grade When I was told the piss was lemonade And i'm so ashamed that I liked the taste of it And I still feel the pain of the weight you gained When you quit cocaine Courtney Love and Kurt CObain Where the hell is Frances Bean? What did the old man mean when he said There's a secret in the tip of the nose In dungeon #7 there's a secret passageway Look at the map it looks like a face Travel to the nose and there's a place Push the middle block up and that's secret staircase From start go right one screen up 5 left 1 up 1 cross the river up 1 left 2 Bomb the bottom of the left rock to find the entrance Get the red ring Get the silver arrow Find the boss Defeat Gannon I was in TX you were in GA Drunk up at a party called me and wanted to know If you could put your lips on KB's lips I said yes because she is a great cock sucker Found out in the morning that you ate you ate her out Did her pussy taste like it it has been in my mouth Over Spring Break 2003 Spring Break 2003 Great Cocksucker From start go right one screen up 5 left 1 up 1 cross the river up 1 left 2 Bomb the bottom of the left rock to find the entrance Get the red ring Get the silver arrow Find the boss Defeat Gannon

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Album was scheduled to be a split with Rick Johnson and to be put out by Asbestos records. It never happened, but some great songs n shit!

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released September 21, 2014

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THEEMOTRON Mc Donough, Georgia

The Emotron is a Southern bred solo performance art project propelled by raw creative emotional energy & original synthy song composures on a vintage midi Yamaha QY700 Sequencer. Tron can be seen live often in the us, lighting his junk on fire & performing magic in his Daddy's 1974 wedding suit & shit. ... more

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