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Internet Killed the Video Store
Baby I’m sorry for going away
I’ll be absent on valentines day
Because I’ve got some shit to do
That’s more important than you
I paid to get some drugs
To quit the drugs
To get paid to do some drugs
& I’m sure that the Money I make
Will be budgeted to get me safe
I’ve just got 12 days to wait
I’ve just got 12 days to wait
Found the love I’m searching for
Found love for thyself
You know who I am
So don’t treat me
Like I’m somebody else
I seen the misery of living a lie
Everyday these are the days of our lives
& the DVD killed the VHS cassette
& John Wilkes Booth killed the 16th president
& The Internet Killed the Video Store
Where am I gonna rent the flix
That I rented in 96
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2. |
1998
06:36
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I’m smarter than you
I’m more creative than you
I’m more powerful than you now
3 reasons not to frig w/ muah
If you continue to act like this
Your gonna be be making wishes
That you didn’t exist
If you were a man of God
Then you would apologize
He said
Your worse than you were in High School Freak
Grow up & get a life you freak
I was on the High School baseball team
But that was 13 years ago
I couldn’t wait to graduate in 1998
So I could get away from a few people my age
I think that its cute that you looked me up
& you blew off all of the dust
You must be bored of life
Living that normal life
Your worse than you were in High School
Grow up & get a life you freak
I was on the School baseball team
But that was 20 years ago
Your worse than you were in High School Freak
Grow up & get a life you freak
I was on the High School baseball team
But that was 13 years ago
But that was 20 years ago
But that was many years ago
In 1998
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Drink
05:06
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Drink until your problems go away
Drink until they do not want to stay
Drink until you do not know your name
Drink until you’ll never be the same
Because when things start to get you down
Drink until you forget how to frown
Drink a beer take a shot
Spend every dollar you got &
Drink until your problems go away
Drink until your pain is null & void
Drink until your insecurities have been destroyed
Drink until your 10ft tall & you don’t give a shit at all
Drink until your problems go away
Communicate with ex partners if you’d like
Call them up in the middle of the night
& if you fall down on the ground
Get back up & buy another around
Drink until your problems go away
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4. |
Frances Bean
04:57
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Happy Birthday Frances Bean
2009 August 18th
Your beautiful to me
& your turning 17
Your fathers name is Kurt
& your mom is Courtney Love
They freaked it once & in 9 months
Your hanging out with us
We celebrate your birth
& we mourn at KC’s death
& we thank the lord above
for
Everything they left
Like someone named Frances Bean
Named after the Vasolines
Like Inutero, Incesticide
Nevermind & Bleach
Why can’t the Emotron play your party like M.S.I.
Why can’t our Godfather be god dang Michael Stipe
It’s probably because
Happy Birthday Frances Bean
A fella in his teens
Was changed by everything
Your papa ever did
He writes with his left hand
I write with my left hand
I am an alien that no one understands
But I will try to live
& learn from what he did
& teach the younger kids
They don’t have to put up w/ shit
You don’t have to live in the same shitty town
That your parents live in & will never leave
You don’t have to grow up or get a job to succeed
Why can’t the Emotron play your party like M.S.I.
Why can’t our Godfather be god dang Michael Stipe
It’s probably because your Dad
is friggin God
Happy Birthday
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Axl Rose Spells Oral Sex
02:37
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Axl is it true you say a homo slur on Use Your Illusion II
& then you made it right by getting
Elton John to sing November Rain w/ You
Axl is it true Against Me reinvented you
Or are they pulling pranks like those folk punk MF’s do
Axl is it true, Axl
Axl is it true that Courtney Love ask you to be
Did she ask you to be The Godfather of Frances Bean
Axl’s watching through TMNT Secret of the Ooze
While 40,000 fans over @ Madison Square Garden wait for him
Axl is it true, Axl
I can meet you in the jungle & you can watch me bleed
We could act so wild sweet child pretending we have rabies
You told me not to cry tonight, that the grass is green in paradise
Give a lil respect
Axl Rose Spells Oral Sex
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The Guy
04:07
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It wasn’t Hitler that killed the Jews
It wasn’t Dahmer that ate the Dudes
It was the Guy from Quantum Leap
It wasn’t Rick Moranis who Shrunk the Kids
It wasn’t Earnest who was Scared Stupid
It was the Guy from Quantum Leap
It wasn’t my Uncle that molested me
It wasn’t me when you walked in on me beating my meat
It was the Guy from Quantum Leap, The Guy
T
he Guy From Quantum Leap, The Guy
It wasn’t #3 that Crashed a car
It wasn’t Jerry Springer that got ate by Gwar
It was the Guy from Quantum Leap
It wasn’t Terrence McKenna that taught me D.M.T.
I wasn’t Scott Bacula for Halloween
It was the Guy from Quantum Leap , The Guy
The Guy from Quantum Leap
He leaps inside of me
He makes me do things that I do now believe
The Guy From Quantum Leap, The Guy
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Matt Mose
06:08
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Who here knows Matt Mose
He fell from a Rooftop
His body tuned to Soul
I aint been this lugubrious
Since Kurt Cobain left all of us
Some say murder some say suicide
Several years ago
But we’ll from it like Seattle & the Fans of Grunge Did
We won’t lye in bedpans anymore
I remember you well Matt Mose
I hope you not in hell Matt Mose
Hell’s no where to keep a lil Squirrel
I can feel your Invisible Hand touching mine as I hit rewind
Yes my friend I’m watching the TVVCR we watched all the time
I remember drinking too much & we threw it all up
There was graffiti on the wall
Matt Mose Matt Mose I smell vegetable oil on my cloths
I hear your voice on My Machine
Come back Come back Matt Mose
We can be late to some shows
Matt Mose Matt Mose B.C. also sang Clones
Matt Mose Matt Mose do you get redlines when you a ghost
Or do the spirit form get ghost lines
Tony Clifton I will Survive
Piece of Cake I’m fine
We could each orchestrate an awkward symphony
Based on a reality of the other exiting their body in a tragedy
In Tribute to the Mighty K.C.
Matt Mose Mose Matt I know where you is at
From attending ceremony of folk who worship plants
Matt Mose Matt Mose I been digging many holes
Searching for your skeletal remains
Who here Knows Matt Mose Matt Mose
It seems so long since the body turned to soul
Who haunts the 409 I can feel it in my spine
Holy moly higher power why did you have to
Take this young mans life
But we’ll heal from it like the members of Queen did
Another Freddy bites the dust
I remember you well Matt Mose
I hope your not in Hell Matt Mose
Hell’s No place for a lil Squirrel
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8. |
At Your Funeral pt. II
04:57
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You say your bored & theres nothing to do
Go out into the world & let the spirits guide you
Take in a deep breath & open your eyes
Experience life from another side
Live so the preacher don’t have to lie
Live so the preacher aint got to lie
Live so the preacher won’t have to lie
At Your Funeral
I’m working hard & long for the wrong boss man
Am fitting in well to the hidden plan
Id only be supporting myself by quitting this job
Never pay rent again & start theemotron
Be free so the preacher don't have to lie
Be free so the preacher aint got to lie
Be free so the preacher won't have to lie
An Your Funeral
This song will become the anthem of the numb
Your at the bar being seen & getting drunk
If I showed you a way out, would you make a sound?
So i don't have to cry at your funeral
You hate yourself & think theres nothing to do
Substances pills & booze aint helping healing you
Try to figure out what makes you feel this way
Execute & start evouloutionalry change
Keep it strong so the preacher don't have to lie
Keep it strong so the preacher aint got to lie
Keep it strong so the preacher won't have to lie
At Your Funeral
Ive gotten off the path & forgotten who I are
living how they want me to live has torn me apart
I know it seems hard, but we can leave those things
That makes us act like Gollum when he found the One Ring
Be yourself so the preacher don't have to lie
Be yourself so the preacher aint got to lie
Be yourself so the preacher won't have to lie
At Your Funeral
This song will become the anthem of the numb
Your at the bar being seen & getting drunk
If I showed you a way out, would you make a sound?
So i don't have to cry at your
So i aint got to cry at your
So i don't have to cry
At Your Funeral
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9. |
No Body No More
02:15
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If you wanna touch my penis it has some diseases
To touch it you must wear a glove
If you’re gonna rub my back you mustn't get attached
Because I don’t want to fall in love
I bet you think this song is about you don’t you
But this shit has happened before
Over & over & over again
I don’t want No Body No More
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10. |
People My Age
05:28
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People my age have kids
People my age are married and have houses
People my age
People my age shower and shave
People my age don't play pocket pool 3 times a day
People my age
People my age don't make minimum wage
Because they have real jobs with benefits
People my age see Nickelback on stage w/ Robert Page
People my age
People my age drink until their problems go away
People my age
People my age fast food consume
People my age don't record in their Mom's sewing room
People my age
People my age taking up too much space
Pop out a kid will increase carbon footprint
People my age don't piss in bottles or crap in bags
People my age call me a f.a.g.
People my age say what Axl Rose Say
People my age have fiancees
When they use to bitch about all their friends that are getting married
All my friends are getting married x3
And I never felt so awkward
People my age love Jesus Christ and
they say that he saved their life, I say
People my age are all assholes
Bury them alive with Anna Nicole
People my age
People
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11. |
Better Way to Kill
10:01
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Would you call me needy
If I asked you not to be so needy
I can tell you sweetly
That you really don't need me
I've been hangin out
All by myself
I need some solitude
to get my demons out
This town is a trap
It makes me feel like shit
I try to wake
but can't wake up from this nap
So I take another Toke
To destroy my ego
I go out and walk the tracks
To get some feeling back
I've been depressed
Feeling complete worthlessness
I need a new mental plan
To become born again
I'll find a better way
To kill the pain
I'll find a better way to kill the pain
To kill the pain
I'll find a better way to kill
To kill the pain
Would you call me greedy
If I took up all my time
I haven't felt ive needed
Or related to humankind
Ive been hanging out
All by myself
I need some solitude
To prevent me not to kill
My brain is a trap
It makes me love the smell of my shit
I try to wake
but cant wake up from this shat nap
So I take another toke
and blow another load
I go out and walk the tracks
To get some feeling back
Ive been depressed
Feeling complete worthlessness
I need a new mental plan
To become born again
Ill find a better way to kill the pain
To kill the pain
Ill find a better way to kill the pain
To kill the pain
Ill find a better way to kill
To kill the pain
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THEEMOTRON Mc Donough, Georgia
The Emotron is a Southern bred solo performance art project propelled by raw creative emotional energy & original synthy song composures on a vintage midi Yamaha QY700 Sequencer. Tron can be seen live often in the us, lighting his junk on fire & performing magic in his Daddy's 1974 wedding suit & shit. ... more
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